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Report: | Oooh, so close to a second win. Jeff broke his man early on. Sweary Mary outswore the Boldon Gremlin to clinch a testy 3-2 battle. But our no.5, with the movement of a bloated, beached whale came unstuck and let everyone down. Our 1 and 2 were their usual disgrace. At least three of the squad lined up for a trip to the Dipton vet for a meeting with a shotgun, but one more run out to go for our mix of crocks, hasbeens and knackers before that post season exercise culls our numbers.
It really is bad crack getting beat off a team whose captain forgot to pickup one of their players!
Look forward to more of Ian’s madness in May for our now annual local cup rivalry affair.
Oh, and a shout out to the two new viewers who confess to reading this drivel. JK Rowling and her stories about a speccy geek with a magic twig started small…
Next season look out for Primrose 3 and the Tree of Nothing. Available at all good charity outlets. |
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Author: | Mr.C |
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